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See this, i got it falling off a bike
And this one, from three mile hike
This one, it hurt like I hadn’t believed
And that one, I didn’t even know I received
Oh and this one, it was kind of a bore
But that one, that one was fun galore.
Oh dear, the one on my palm?
A paper cut, while reading a psalm
If you look really close, right at my lip
you’ll notice a faint one, that ends right at the tip
And one on my wrist, umm that one is sad
But don’t worry, I’m no longer that bad
The worst? The worst one you ask?
Well to see it, get your saw, and an axe
Hack through my skin, set the ribs aside
Now hold open the whole, and hold it wide
See that? that’s my heart
Its been beaten up, cut out and shared
but mostly now , its just really scared
don’t worry, no need move gently
Why? HA, you could hit it with a Bentley
It’s a tough little muscle, its been tested before
OUCH! Ok fine, so it’s a little sore
But what else do you expect, from a organ so abused
Tossed about, thrown out, and generally used
Alright you can just put it back
What?! You want it?… I’ve never heard that
I suppose you can have it
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